Swear to God, they need to get Chris Christie front row seats.

How many potlucks and bake sales are charging people for plates of raw fish?

Unless, as in this case, it’s the truth.

If my kid keeps going, it’s entirely possible she will be able to pay for most of her college.

I know of at least four other states that ban selling homebaked items, so it’s more widespread than that article. Whatever the number is, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to ban selling homemade uncooked fish.

I know! Black market ceviche is nature’s way of telling you that you need to vomit more.

It depends on the jurisdiction, I’m sure.

Plus, most areas have a commercial grade kitchen that you can rent for a very reasonable rate.

They’re pretty much illegal everywhere.

Well, the world will keep turning after Tuesday and maintaining a safe food supply is one of the more important jobs of our government, so I guess that’s why.

She was offered a plea bargain that did not include jail time. It seems that she’s a super-good decision maker.

Good.

“Listen, I’ve dressed up like a girl to raise money...”

Which criminal justice utopia do you hail from?

This is why I don’t do social media .

If Chelsea keeps trying to kill herself she’s going to get in trouble.

Technically, I believe that’s a moose knuckle.

Well, yeah, but he better hurry, January 20 is closer than you think.

All male realtors look like serial killing bros.

Gun show, neighbor, relative, craigslist, Crackerbarrel parking lot. Whatcha want? I’ll have it for you by dinner time tomorrow if it’s legally sold in the US. A week if it isn’t.