Not seen in that gif: kitty cat grabbing lizard by her cloaca.

It was just a silly little joke. Relax, Myrt.

Not a hard punch. More of a love tap.

Chiropracty has nothing comparable to a doctoral degree.

I’d punch a kitten to see early 80s Talking Heads. Or Dire Straits. Or Cyndi Lauper. Or Eurythmics .

You slut.

I was just discussing these sad fellows the other day with my wife Morgan Fairchild.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re just spewing word salad now.

It isn’t. Dick Papen’s campaign contribution theory is just wrong. There is no law that can compel them to publish anything.

There is nothing illegal about fact checking a story before you publish it. Even if your fact checking takes 100 years. 

Ummmmm... no.

*Innocuous comment that in no way criticizes Univision or its employees*

Yes, I’m dismissive of the notion that this non-story, which came out months ago, will in any way have an impact the last four days of the election.

Oh, it’s a great idea, I just wanted it on record that Beyonce and Jay Z aren’t my jam.

You’re cute.

I’m sure they’re lovely people, but that would not be an incentive for me.

Driving people to the poles: legal.

*Blink*

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

That would be way more interesting.