Eat a steak, you’ll feel better and worry less about the future.

It got your click and comment.

Chiropractors aren’t doctors.

Yes. You’re awesome. Way to go, you winner, you.

I prefer the Four Seasons, but those are fun to rent a couple times a year.

So slow.

Much of the time they bring themselves out of the greys with an approved account.

A lot of us made that mistake.

Holy fuck.

It helps keep me humble.

I voted for Reagan.

This gives ‘putting Baby in the corner’ a whole new meaning.

I am so ashamed.