I think you meant “Tour de Corse”, as in Corsica… which a Tour de Force.

In a future, far far a day…

This is giving me some serious truck envy… although, make it with a more modest engine pls!

Ninjas drive minivans??

I’m thinking they have a scum of a lawyer that keeps telling them “You can win this!”… said lawyer is probably jealous of Williams’ garage and wants to build one of his own with the proceeds of these dipshits’ suit.

The boy who cried wolf…

That RAV 4 must have a pretty good stereo…

Last time I sneaked into a police car, I ended up getting clobbered, bruised, tasered and tossed in the back seat. Never got a ride home either, despite the fact I had proper ID with me… pffff… life ain’t fair!

What if the NanoGoop3000™ acts on its own fetish, and the object of that fetish is… humans??

UNE voiture… voiture is feminine… don’t ask, french language is weird (And I’m french)!

I owned one back in ‘92. Rust is its enemy. There’s a weak spot in the chassis, right below where the windshield is, and if there’s any corrosion around, it will bend like a piece of cardboard.

Same thing happened to my dad, in France, back in ‘05. He placed an ad on leboncoin.fr to sell his Citroën Xantia wagon diesel (AKA “le truck”) and within hours had a very insisting gentleman that asked for his address so he could send my dad a “certified” cheque by mail, and send his ‘agent’ to pick up the car the…