I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

My sibling-in-law went to Choate and remembers Ivanka as totally normal and not-brainwashed, to the point that she isn’t 100% sure the person we see on TV is the real Ivanka.

I did too, in New England, Choate was one of our rivals. In my day Choate was famous for a massive cocaine scandal.

Hell, for her, it’s probably seen as normal behavior.

Now you know why he has it cooked, very well done. You can’t have the worms crawling out in the middle of a state dinner.

Of course Trump has the biggest and best health violations. I expect nothing less from a kitchen that takes an expensive steak, burns the shit out of it, then douses it in ketchup.

Possibly Spicer will make some remarks about how Stalin didn’t shoot his own people at the gulag spas.

Yes, that was due day-of the event. Here we are almost two full days later and that jackass hasn’t even half-assed his way through a teleprompted script for this. Obama would have been on every station that evening, if not within the hour, making a statement.

Not enough kids are dead. Plus they’re black. And it’s in California. Isn’t that part of Mexico?

Well, you live in terror when you have a situation like this.

Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

Riiiiight...but this “public figure” was literally dragged into the limelight, screaming, and against his will.

Dang. People thought the stress would make him gain weight, but he might have slipped down to being the second, possibly only the third healthiest President.

Right? Real activists are getting pepper sprayed, hit with night sticks, tasered, and hauled off to jail. And Pepsi tried to make a cheap buck off “tapping into the energy of the movement” in the most tone-deaf way possible. But you are the real victim here, Kendall. Go to Paris and try to recover, you poor thing.

I sure it doesn’t help that she’s probably surrounded by sycophants. It’s pretty likely that she thought she’d be canonized for her “activism”. To be fair, she’s young and this was more than mild criticism, however deserved.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???