That’s just dumb, everybody knows it stands for Bacon Lettuce Tomato. What kind of parents would name their kid with the BLT initials??

If he was a real germaphobe, he wouldn’t wear dead roadkill on his head.

Blobfish! I was trying to figure out what species he was! Thank you!

He threw his own kids under the bus!

He didn’t change his spots either.

Even when dying, a leopard cannot change its spots.

My ex wife beater was a walrus who used to berate me for being too fat. I was the skinniest person at my work, without an ounce of fat. He did it in front of my mother, who said don’t bother her about her weight, she used to be anorexic. I was, back in grade school, and she never said a word about it, because she…

She paved the way for a lot of women and I was also thinking what a shame it is, the way she’s treated now. Fame is fickle, but when you have star status, it’s hard for the ego to fade into the background.

Your wife and I are kindred spirits!

Has it changed at all since Letterman’s days? Has it gotten better at all?

The Madonna interview linked in the comments here was great. He almost threw a temper tantrum because she refused to let him control the narrative. ...yes, I understand that some of it was agreed on before the taping, but still, she owned that sleazebag.

I never wear makeup and because of a birth injury, I can’t wear heals. I lucked out there. When I went for a teacher job interview, I remember spending quite a bit of savings on a dress suit getup and having to wear makeup. I felt like a clown. You are so right in that it oppresses women.

He can’t stand not having control.

These vids of Letterman interviewing various famous women made the rounds on twitter last night and it really stuck out that he’s fully clothed in a suit, while most of them are showing lots of leg, arm, midriff, cleavage... It made me wonder if they (Janet Jackson, Blake Lively) are expected to dress like a high paid…

I liked Carson while my mother loved Letterman. My mother was a woman hater. It all makes sense.

That was gross. Anybody ask Seth what he thought about doing that skit, knowing she was 17? Who wrote it? Him? Colin Jost? Michael Che? 

Nope.

Same type of crime, but instead of doing time, he got Russia.

His ego probably wouldn’t allow him to slink off somewhere obscure.

She’s got nothing on her fellow countryman, Putin. He and his old KGB buddies grifted Russia, starting with St. Petersburg and Moscow back in the day.