Poor guy! Ah well, that just means more time for wine, Johnny boy!

WTF, America?

Maybe he only has a few yes-men left to his entourage, who don’t realize how broke he is.

We all need to believe in something or someone. People for centuries have believed in an unseen god and his risen from the dead son, how much easier is it for them to believe in a tangible human who was hot once?

But, but, I’m JACK SPARROW! *gives an impish grin and a bow* No? No? Oh come on! I visit kids in hospitals and everything! You people are all against me! *stalks off stage right*

Addicts can rationalize anything, and I say that from experience.

I’ve got a friend who’s chronically late for everything because it’s the only part of her life she can control. Her mentally abusive husband controls everything about her including when she goes to sleep and what she eats. She has to stealthily bring junk food into the house for her and her adult son, because her…

Coming to America too, if the far right evangelicals have anything to say about it. 

Like his father, he’s stuck in the 80s, so there’s an overflowing bowl in every room.

Junior: Oh oh oh! Coke coke coke!

She’s right up there with ‘I wish her well’ Ghislaine Maxwell.

Apparently the old old guy married her when she was around 19 and he was 60 or 61. 

Geez, Brad’s new ex looks like a younger version of Angie. 

Dare to dream that he did fall out of a Moscow window or wolf down a glowing Kremlin snack.

I’m so sorry you guys are suffering through this b.s.

But they’re social workers, I don’t understand.

Do they even know of him?

Looked like Hannibal Lecter to me.

His biggest failing is he’s an all around POS.

You know it. Born of two hateful grifters.