Or maybe she got a job as a writer of fantasy novels?

One of my exes lied about trivial shit continually. I don’t even remember what this particular one was about, but unbeknownst to him, I’d talked to his mother about the subject, so the next time all three of us were together, I brought it up. The fact that he tried to distract us by being shocked that I actually…

More like her cookies would glow, sort of like the Russian tea/soup that often sends Putin challengers to hospital.

I’m 3 years younger than TL, so talk about a trip down memory lane. 

She wasn’t the only underage sex worker the company had. 

I feel his pain! It’s utter b.s. It symbolizes the colonialism. She didn’t do a damned thing to be our official leader. 

Let’s get serious, he needs to be banned from flying paper airplanes as well.

Damn, that’s the real Matrix right there!

It’s ok, I thought the pic was of Gwyneth Paltrow. 

She battled the wind but people mistook it for the rotting orange.

The description of your new apartment reminds me of a friend’s old one, especially the kitchen. My fondest memory of it is one where we made cayenne hot chocolate and then slid down into the window seats in a chocolate induced stupor. Here’s to many beautiful new memories in your place.

It really bothers me that QE2 is the official head of Canada. 

It’s also important for businesses outside America. Some will close as a result of the rotting orange’s sabotage.

Margaret Atwood knew what she wrote wasn’t entirely fiction.

There’s no more honorable way to go than dying for the MAGA cause!

Good ol’ boy Moscow Mitch, working his magic.

Keep the masses fighting for their basic rights and they won’t be able to come together to take down the fake prez and his posse of thugs.

Yeah, royalty problems.

Mother!

I’m reminded of the long-suffering paranormal ventriloquist puppet, Woody, from Time Suck, who’s had to do some pretty unsavory things to keep things afloat.