That’s crazy, even for a ninja.

Now that the 80 year old’s been to Costco, he’s for sure signed his own death warrant. Smart way to go, let the last cough be wine stained.

The coronavirus causes Covid-19.

Blame Rapopotato for everything.

Welcome to the meat market, girls! ...Where will those photos end up?

Whatever motivated the publisher, he lost Ronan Farrow. Very conniving of Woody to pick this particular company. 

Popping in here to say please put this disturbing image behind a screen. Thanks.

Good on your parents for canceling their trip! Why take the chance? 

That whole RV is covered in bodily fluids; just burn it.

Yeah, who cares about the health of the world’s best athletes. This virus will peak during this time in some countries, so yes, let’s bring the most athletic of the human gene pool together so that they and fans alike can spread it around. Added to that, the reality is that whatever city hosts the Olympics shoulders…

You want to police what’s spoken in Mass, you need to enforce the Nipmuc’s Narragansett language, not the colonizer English or Spanish. Oh wait, it’s a dead dialect now because English, Spanish, French... colonizers gave zero respect when they forced their way onto this land.

This guy makes my creep meter go off so much that I can’t watch things he’s in. Hollywood itself is apparently full of such predators, but I just can’t. It’s frustrating to observe how untouchable his career seems.

Immediately made me think of that tv show, Empty Nest.

Who hasn’t sharpened a box cutter blade before?

I bet Claire’s would taste much better.

Hold on...

On what happened to be either my 16th or 17th birthday, my mother said I could invite somebody over. Of course, I wanted my bestie, however, my mother refused to let her come and said I had to invite these two girls who I barely knew. Bestie knew my cruel mother quite well, so she wasn’t phased by it, she gave me a…

How horrific. May his mother die of loneliness if she hasn’t already.

I just Dr. Who’d myself into being 6 years old again, then went to your party, kicked your mother in both shins and left.

Many of us on the outside feel terrible for America.