Turns out, he only agreed to the interview if his lawyer was sitting right beside him during it. 

Despite having no interest in romance novels and knowing none of the people involved, I read the entire article. Institutional racism needs to be dismantled and this is part of the process.

Why do they even need a stipend? Isn’t Harry’s 40 mil enough?

You’re right, the media is doing an excellent job of burying Brexit. I didn’t realize it’s only 2 weeks away. The Brits are so screwed.

Aside from a multi-night stand, I’ve been celibate for 14 and a half years. Hit perimenopause a couple years ago. 

How about using Sussexit instead of Megxit. 

Toxic family runs the gamut. 

I hope he joins the Canadian air force.

The female rape victim had the right to walk down the street after dark, but she should have known better. ‘But’ transfers responsibility from the guilty to the victim. F*ck that.

Ivanka always wear her dead eyes, they go with everything.

Shred them live, like their hounds do to the foxes they chase after.

I’m saying don’t breathe the air around it. Are you implying you eat plastics?

She’s amazing; it’s great you’ve finally come around to her!

It’s also fine if you’re okay with any toxins that may leach out of the plastics over time.

All this plastic junk comes from processed fossil fuels. We need to stop making and consuming unnecessary plastics.

Aren’t sex crimes a prerequisite to maintaining good status in the GOP these days?

It’s premeditated murder.

Years ago, we lived on the 3rd and top floor of an old building. I kept a giant bag of unshelled peanuts for the local squirrels. Daily I tossed a handful out onto the balcony. One day, I forgot, so the little bastards chewed through the window screen, climbed in, chewed through the bag, ate their fill, left the…

Long live Chepe!

I read this in Larry David’s voice.