Oh my, Jake Gyllenhaal looks awful. I hope he hasn't hurt himself with all that weight loss.

I don't know awesome they're gonna smell but here's a description:

I saw the top and thought Fifth Element in addition to the oxblood dress.

I love Patrick Stewart more every time I see him or read his tweets. He definitely seems to enjoy his life!

I've been to concerts where they don't even sell water once it's started, so I'd be packing these guys with (a teeny bit) of ice and filtered water.

Ooooh, that looks so much better than the maple stuff!

It looks like Maple Pumpkin Pie but I could be wrong.

Oh yeah, that shit is disgusting. It tastes and feels like coffee with some slimey stuff dumped in it.

Miley Cyrus does whatever the fuck she wants, and loves every minute of it. Isn't that what Feminists wish they could do?

When a man does something shitty, no one says "oh he makes all men look bad!" We just say he is a fucking asshole.

Clearly this has to be settled by Kim Kardashian. Didn't she settle the dispute about whose pussy smelled better, Kourtney's or Khloe's?

Please don't encourage her to go into greater detail. She probably has a freaking video of the event.

I've just watched the video - the women as dancers are black, asian and white. What about this is exclusively objectifying black women?

Someone mentioned downthread (I really need to read all the comments before posting) - the bodice looks pinched & pulling downward.

I love the back but really can't get into the sprinkly stuff. The front seems like an awkward fit.

If she had used white backing dancers,

Severn, below, said it better than I could.

but I do take issue at the line where she says she won't be shaking her ass because she's got a brain...

Whoa -I just repeated myself elsewhere. Thought this post had disappeared. Need coffee now!

But the version just seems...overwrought.