I'm so glad to see Emily Deschanel for a change. I think she's lovely and the dress is gorgeous.

That is just fucking creepy. Allow me to show my total ignorance: What is this from?

Speaking of which, maybe Jezebel could put a moratorium on the tongue sticking out issue (see Adam Levine above). Maybe we could all send a $1 to their favorite charity if they do so? ;-)

Obviously Jack Klugman has contributed more to acting than Cory Monteith. Mr. Klugman deserved more attention for all his years on-screen.

Nah, my first husband was a nurse. We'd talk about his day over dinner. Also, having 4 siblings pretty much inured me to just about anything.

OMG, it didn't occur to me until you said it. I couldn't figure out why the groom wasn't still in the hospital and why the fuck no one told the bride till after she married him.

There were horsey girls in school who I could see being really into this but for the guy they're banging, not for themselves.

Thanks. I'm fascinated with the weirdest subjects sometimes. "The more you know" gif goes here. :)

Having never used spray-tanner, is this a common problem?

I'm laughing and scaring the cat right now. But . . . maybe it allows a person to practice their equestrian braiding and have pony fun? I hate being a pragmatist.

I'm the same way. My face is sensitive so I have to use a mild cleanser like Cetaphil or Neutrogina. I can't go without washing my face twice a day - the dreaded oily t-zone.

really? When I was in my early teens one of my favorite snacks was banana baby food.

Related note: I wonder how this student feels about skinny jeans, jeggings, and leggings.

I subsist on two things: Food and Hate. I tend to prefer hate.

Yuck. I felt bad feeding it to my babies.

Are there people out there who still think there are celebrities in Hollywood that don't constantly do a ton of drugs like cocaine? Do you think that the stars you read about going to rehab are the exception or anomalies or what?

I'm surprised to see it to. I do not understand how someone like Efron can get wasted and go to rehab without tabloids being all over it.

Scott Eastwood looks like a lost Hemsworth child. Those eyes!

Should my wife stop wearing sexy outfits now that she has a man?

Re: "cocksize": He will hold up his hands, kind of like goal posts to show women the size of his member. That's my dad.