Someone Should Tell Jaden His Tweets Would Possibly Carry More Weight (And He Would Look More Intelligent) If He Would Close His Mouth During Pictures. I Expect To See A Long String Of Drool Dripping From All The Young People's Mouths Who Adopt This Expression.

I just placed an order for Heavenly! Gotta try it!

OMG I just looked at Amazon and they have some wonderfully named scents! http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-4-o…

I don't know why but hearing "pinching a loaf" and other euphamisms from a smiling British lady makes me laugh. I guess my sense of humor skews toward a 12 year old childs.

my ass that gives birth to hellspawn of unimaginable power reeking of brimstone and putrefaction then so be it.

couldn't get my edit to work: Geez my typing sucks today: WHO else would be able to do it and look so beautiful.

Oh else would be able to do it and look so beautiful? Yeah, I'm shallow but I have a soft spot in my heart for the man who is Legolas.

Ok, my fellow white people, do you really know that many people who casually use the N-word, and where do you live?

More importantly, where can I buy these pink sequined camel toe shorts?\

You know what's funny? In the original article my comments were: 1) great gams. 2) by contemporary standards those things would be called "modesty shorts".

His aren't even showing his ass. What kind of booty shorts are those? Where are the sequined pink camel toe ones I saw at the mall the other day? And no, I didn't think it looked slutty - just stupid.

I see a super wedgie in her future.

I love this show!

Me too! I particularly love the blue shades she has here - just gorgeous.

I love the color. I wish we could see more of the dress. I like the dresses in Pic #6 and Pic #21.

the Scar to his Simba

I know reading her tweets is exhausting. Can you imagine the frantic little chipmunks powering her brain?

Sperm? I'm so glad I didn't waste my time reading the book.

That picture is killing me. Everything about it screams suburban mom reacts to impending 50th birthday by trying to turn up the heat in the bedroom.

Yeah, I never have baby-talked to my children but my cats "who's the best kitty in the entire world?" and dogs bring out the "who's a good girl?" stuff. I'm rolling my eyes at myself.