Good God, this is real?? With all the stereotypical crap (the intro music, slanted eyes, fried rice, yellow thighs) I assumed this was a joke. Just shoot me now.

Yeah, I don't the blonde is doing a lot for her - between her skin tone & the dress, there's just too much white going on.

Kristen Bell has always seemed "real" to me - not a celebrity poseur. Obviously, I'm a Veronica Mars fan.

I'm not in a position of great privilege and I fully believe that anyone can be happy.

Someone should tell Ice to consult with his physician or pharmacist. However, I find it hard to believe he has dogs and doesn't know about explosive diarrhea.

Hell yes. I tell my daughter it was like wearing a strip of 4 lbs of cotton that always folded in the middle - AFTER you go through the freaking instructions on how to secure it to a little elastic belt w/plastic thingees at the ends. Ugh!!

I'll just take a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food - at one sitting. I may require a case depending on the month.

Thank you for posting this. That's all. Just thanks.

I don't know . . . he might have worn the tassles.

Couldn't stand the collars when my mother tried to make me wear them and still hate them to this day. They're NOT cute no matter what any mother says.

We also use "TURN THE LIGHT OFF, TURN THE LIGHT OFF!" (must use hysterical scared voice of it's useless) and "vegisaurus" at odd times to keep the conversation lively.