Yesterday, a reader emailed us to call Wei-Yin Chen “the Chris Davis of pitchers,” and now I want the two to face off. One of them would have to succeed, right?

Ohio State will score 129 points against this #1 defense in college basketball.

*goes to sob in a corner*

I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

does he surf? 

That is like saying the less reeking turd is the best turd in the punch bowl. No one is even remotely impressed by Indiana’s top Med school (guessing #1 is U of Phoenix?) letalone their 2nd.

“You can’t really dust for vomit.”

To be fair, I don’t think there was much in Schiavo’s mind at the time.