I wouldn’t be surprised if he got his doctorate from a box of fucking froot loops.

I’ve hard the third group referred to as “$60k millionaires”. They are living off of credit card debt and genuinely believe that “fake it ‘til you make it” is an effective mantra.

Teslas tend to draw the techy Libertarian breed of shit head. Never make eye contact, or you will have to hear about cryptocurrencies until the heat death of the universe.

Arid as a condor’s aerie, yes indeed.

Ben Shapiro - the first known married Incel.

Whelp, I guess there *is* a way to make “WAP” completely cock-shrivellingly anti-sexual.

Worst remix ever.

What about the good-willed white people on the board who allowed black people to be on it too? Let’s not forget their sacrifice!

This MF hiding like its Halloween and he forgot to buy candy.

He can fit into those Magnum condoms, he just has to tie a couple of knots in them so they don’t fall off.

The fact that the Archdioese of St. Joseph sounds like they REALLY WANNA pull up on Trump’s ass after this stunt is all the proof I need that this man is getting buried in the worst way possible when the time comes.

May she step on many legos.

he’s not even that great a writer, so they were all going out of their way to publish and shield and reward him just because.

Reading the NYT article about this made me sick. Not only was he being helped by powerful people to evade any consequences for his very well documented abuse of children (which was certainly illegal back then despite what he says), those same people were also deriding anyone who dared speak out against him. By all…

The last time I went in for an exam I was dreading the weigh in/now feel bad portion, and was thrilled when I got on the scale because instead of the numbers being there, there was a sign saying “we take your weight as a vital statistic to help keep track of your state of health. It has nothing to do with your worth…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

She was reasonably priced, but not cheap.

I found out yesterday that I passed the bar exam.

Not everyone is down to cave.

Gang colors: Burberry plaid