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How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.

A lot of commenters are really missing the point that the mothers of Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin*, Eric Garner, Mike Brown, and on and on and on managed not to attack any reporters even when they began flocking to report on their children’s deaths. There is another factor besides grief here, and it’s called whiteness.

In the throes of grief, seeing someone casually reporting on your dead child would probably be enough. She’s a racist asshole and should be charged for threatening and laying hands on them, but I can see why the press being there would set off a powder keg.

“She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (R. M., Fairfax Station)“ Presented without comment, for your amusement.

They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

not to be That Guy, but i don’t think that she has a sucky job or has to wake up too early. its a miraculous how much a difference independent wealth makes.

We have a blue guy! He’s got to be in his 60s, and he even dyes his beard — and wears blue makeup over his entire face. Like the Blue Man Group, except if it was applied by a someone who wasn’t a makeup artist. It might even be fingerpaint. I haven’t seen him in months (and, weirdly, I always seem to see him at a

Since I spend five mornings a week saying “fuck, work sucks and why the fuck do I have to get up this early” I should take a lesson from her.

No, these things only happen in New York! Only New York has weird people, crowds, subways, pigeons and homeless people! Don’t ruin their dream! They need to justify that 3500/month rent somehow.

“My daily routine is I get up and go in the kitchen and turn on all the lights and I see all the green and I go ‘Oh, it’s a happy day!’”

She’s my new role model :')

I used to watch that Totally Obsessed show on VH1 and feel a little bit jealous .. Like why can’t I find a color/collection/TV show that fills my heart with unending joy?

People like her make a crusty old broad like me so happeeeeee. I love a freak...and I mean that in the best way.

Reminds me of when my sister and I lived in Nob Hill in San Francisco. Back when I had disposable income and could afford the rent (although most of our money went on alcohol). We used to eat at this little neighborhood Italian restaurant and these two elderly twin sisters would be there every time. They always wore

Good on her! Harmless, eccentric people make the world a better place. More lively, more interesting, more spiritually challenging. Good for you, Green Lady!

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Will this never cease to be the truth??