I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

I’m wondering if this comment is performance art. Because it’s pretty much exactly what Alex Jones sounds like. It’s so meta, it’s mind boggling. Does the author even realize he is just like Jones, crazy and ideologically blinded?

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.

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Except that’s the thing I don’t understand. Unless I missed something, double jeopardy has not attached because the grand jury decided not to indict him. This isn’t like the OJ civil case where he had already been acquitted and they could force straight answers out of him in deposition.

Also,

the best part about the highwaisted jean trend is a reprieve from seeing everyone’s goddamned whale tail

At least the young, thin, flat-chested demo is getting plenty of flattering options. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE THIN GIRLS??

Surely this disgusting level of legal incompetence has some recourse right? And I don’t just mean a civil suit.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Preach

I have a friend who’s daughter is about the same age and comes from a Mexican background. And she is fully aware how this election treated women and immigrants. She has a strong mother, and I know she’ll grow up to be just as smart and hard working.
If I was in the GOP, my only question would be: “Why am I doing my…

Too be fair, the 7 year old is not insane.

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

These are the ones that didn’t make the cut.

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

It's high time we ended the practice of tip-based wages. If restaurants want to pay a commission or a flat living wage or whatever, that can work.