As someone who wears contacts, leaving them in for even a couple days is PAINFUL.

...dat assss

Um, no, pitbulls, and really any dog, are absolutely harmless unless the OWNER raises them not to be.

Someone actually has that name in Bermuda. Also Champagne (sham-pog-nay), Shine (shi-nay), D'Zyre (desire) Asshole (ash-oh-lay) and Shithead (shi-teed). The last two *may* have been faked, but were apparently on the register for the community band one of the music teachers was trying to start. Bermudians are special.

Doves are albino pigeons goddamnit.

Is anyone else having a little trouble deciphering what the fuck he wrote? Aside from a general 'women shouldn't be pilots' thing, what the fuuuuuck????? Basic english man.

...Woahwoahwoah. THAT'S Brienne? She looks...well...VERY different. And stunning :)

Ummm...are my eyes going crazy, or is that a guy?

Yeah, I mean in Britain, the thing right now is to attempt to pass yourself off as low class as you can. If you're from a more "posh" class, best make sure you don't look it.

Or more like "I've been typecast and I'd like to be able to play other roles but I don't seem to get them because people make assumptions" ?

That just sent shivers up my spine. Yeuch. Run far, far away.

Last I checked, it wasn't his business how people choose to remember their relatives. Needs to shut his mouth and run away.

The old, "oh, you don't have to get me a present," and then they look all disappointed on Christmas Day.

She didn't violate anyone's space, she just pointed to the seat that was hers.

Love this. I hate the fact that you're expected to be with your family all Christmas when they're in a completely different hemisphere to your loved ones.

...Dude, you proposed to your daughter? Eww. Or maybe you just spectacularly missed the point.

...Why aim propaganda at a demographic that can barely read, let alone vote?

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

How did you guess what I was thinking? xD

How did you guess what I was thinking? xD