Apple’s non-white workforce grew by a percentage point expanded by a tiny margin that could have been fudged by rounding up.

That follow-up Chinese story, by the way? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Can I bribe you with some baked goods to stop?

I just had to Google that. That’s nuts. And as far as I know, no - my S-OWG was a middle-aged adult male.

I just had word vomit. You don’t need word vomit.

Here is also a list of things that are better than bacon—undersold, but better than you thought it would be:

I may have passive-aggressively taken my Dad’s wife for a ride on the Twin Cities’ Green Line - which runs through some POC neighborhoods - just to watch her squirm. No, wait...it was because there was no parking where we were going...yeah, that’s it...

I actually had, like, 6 of these and both were on there as well. Didn’t want to hog all the fabulous GIF’s.

Also a good one. Really, there are just...so...many. The tea drinking one was new to me, though.

I was looking for a solid side-eye GIF, and I guess since I’m in the Twin Cities, I got a cornucopia of Prince served to me. There are many more than this, but I can’t choose just one at the moment, so I’m going with my two favorites.

Perversely, I associate malt liquor with white guys.

No idea. I’m just going off what I could glean from various news reports. (Hence my invitation to hear from an actual lawyer.) Personally, it seems shady as fuck to me. And if it is as easy as that, I feel like it opened a door to a fuckton of negligent warrants. (Or, hopefully, magistrates getting reprimanded or…

Starting this with a “I am not a lawyer” statement, but this is my understanding. If I’m wrong, happy to hear from a lawyer in the commentariat.

Okay, thank you for sending me down the Sesame Street YouTube hole. So much awesome (which isn’t a surprise, really).

As expulsion looms over Perea and Suggs head

Unrelated-to-this-story tip for Monique: