They didn’t even leave you a note or anything?

I hate people.

For a second, I thought it was a Harriot article and he was being sarcastic. Then I saw it was Breanna’s article and my jaw hit my chest.

The deification of Washington began a loooooong time ago.

OMFG that’s horrible. Did the parent of the hellspawn apologize?

You are a better woman than I.

Um, I’ve never heard that. But they do have all sorts of health issues with heat because of their flat faces. So if you have a Frenchie, you need AC.

Oh GOD I hated that when I still worked in the office. Because once upon a time, I was a Vertebrate Paleontologist. Which means that, yes, as a grown-ass woman, I have dinosaur stuff in my office. Guess where those kids would camp out?

I agree with you, Michael - I love my dog, but I don’t understand why some people need to bring their dogs EVERYWHERE. And I would say about 8 times out of 10, the people who want to bring their dogs everywhere have really poorly behaved dogs, so that just makes it more fun.

My husband and I chose not to have kids for medical reasons. (We could have them...we just really, really shouldn’t, and listened to the advice we were given.)

I HATE that. Service dogs are one thing, but bringing your pet into where I buy my food? SO rude.

My dog has a few fleece sweaters, but that’s because it turns out he has a dust allergy that expressed itself as tiny hives that made him itchy as hell. The sweaters kept him from clawing up his skin. There’s more than one because we had to launder them to swap them out. And they were cheaper than vet visits and…

I am so sorry, that is the worst thing. (Though your uncle’s response was excellent.)

I have one and while there is much to love they are a handful. If you’re used to dogs that actually want to behave, then any bulldog breed isn’t for you. Also, you have to go to the right breeder, otherwise, it’s just a money pit.

Seriously, I love my little dude, but if I could have gotten a nice mutt-puppy to train,…

There are a few variations - google “deadly friend gif” - but that’s a nice crisp version.

That bothered the hell out of me, too.

I spent some time in that part of the world. I decided that the combination of extra exposure to strong UV, the altitude, and some pretty substantial alcohol consumption decidedly warped the attitudes of many people there. (Which I see you noted below as well.)

First:

The stockings were my thoughts went to as well as to why this got a strong reaction.

I’m wondering if it’s over to help hold the bralette and shorts in place.

Federal officials have set in motion a new rule which allows the government to collect social media from all immigrants—including people who are already permanent residents and naturalized citizens.