No recipe needed! Just, you know, stock up on ‘em to make the shipping worth it. They are shelf-stable, so are good to store in your pantry/pantry cabinets.

Breanna:

Her portfolio is AWESOME. More work for this woman, please.

Compare and contrast!

I know Minnesota is taking steps to make hate crimes more severe, because when a racist bitch who hit a Somali girl across the face for the “crime” of speaking Swahili in public in 2015, the county in question did not try it as a hate crime. They publicly stated that of course hate was part of it, but if they tried it…

Yeah I saw. He does suck. But I don’t think he’s permanently out of the greys - I think just on that thread. I’ve seen him a few other places today where he was still grey.

With the obvious trolls, I live by this rule, slightly modified:

So, can we start a petition on WhiteHouse.gov to get Shuckabee fired? Lying to the American public all the time must be a firing offense, right?

Yeah. English Bulldogs trill, which is funnier and less ear-piercing.

I may have ripped something in my sinuses I snorted so loud at this.

Congrats on the marriage and the impending bundle of joy!

So, troll. Got it.

The full story is longer and with more context, but the short version is that one of the first times I shopped at the bodega in my adjoining neighborhood, a 6'4" black homeless guy walked into my path and started screaming at me many quite colorful obscenities and epithets that would probably make this guy shit his…

From personal experience, I would say it’s just a temper tantrum. He wants to go out for the umpteenth time and chase shit while not listening...or he didn’t get a treat he wanted...or someone actually just put him down because they need to get the dishes done and I CAN’T CUDDLE YOU ALL DAY, DAMMIT. Not that I’d know…

I caught this first over on Jezebel a little bit ago. This is the first comment that comes up - I can’t really tell if the user is trolling or not, but I totally concede s/he could be - and the replies have been fabulous.

You don’t have to listen to the whole thing...but, Frenchies, man. If you like Huskies howling, you need to listen to this. We’re actually really glad our Frenchie sticks primarily to barking, because this noise CARRIES and we’re in a condo building.

Eventually, I’m sure. It is an English Bulldog, so there’s a lot of sleeping. But during those puppy years, there’s a lot of wholesale destruction by a cannonball in wrinkly canine form.

I’m snuggling next to an 18-month old one right now. Well, when he chooses to snuggle. There’s also a lot of bitching that I have not either given him part of my breakfast, nor have I pulled out his tennis ball to obsess over. Still a cute little monster.

There’s so much to say about this article...but: