I know there’s some snark I need to respond to, but I’m just relieved I finally heard from one of my friends in Mexico a few minutes ago. He and his family got through the earthquake okay and are getting ready to evacuate north to avoid Katia. Because they’re having a great week.

And this story made me go back and see if they ever found out who was hanging nooses all over DC. Which, of course they haven’t.

As a usability professional, allow me to quote one of my favorite sayings about my work. And it’s one of my favorites because it’s entirely true...

That article about the photographer made me so angry. The WTFuckery there is through the roof, I don’t think I can even look up and see where it ends.

How Petrified Should We Be for Hurricane Victims Now That Ben Carson Is the Head of HUD?

What do you want to wager Trump wanted to go and keep an eye on his baby, but the Secret Service was all, “NO WAY, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.”

I guess the White House has a move when President Douchey Von ShitBag is in a meeting, and that is to have his daughter Cersei Lannister Ivanka Trump stroll into the meeting like she doesn’t know that a meeting is happening so that everyone in the meeting can play nice.

I have to use a cane occasionally to help relieve stress on a calf injury, so it’s not like I need it to actually support me when I stand or walk.  And this is not, in fact, an unusual use for a cane. (Though it appears Mr. Wingate actually needed it, since he needed a fucking stool to climb in the paddy wagon.)

I just saw that! It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest - I didn’t dig too deep into that person’s profile.

Once upon a time, Gap did classic American casual separates. Needed a place where you could go and find a basic pair of straight-leg or boot cut jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweater? You headed to The Gap. It wasn’t super cheap, but it wasn’t super-expensive, and there was plenty of quality in the construction.

One of my relatives is an aging Baby Boomer hippie, and even though she’s lived in Florida for years, she grossly miscalculated her ability to get a hotel room within a distance she can drive. (Basically, she should have booked, you know, right away instead of waiting.) So right now, she’s going to hunker down with a…

Occasionally, I’ve been able to catch the British versions of his cooking shows, and it’s like night-and-day with his American Hell’s Kitchen persona. He’s really patient, his food looks fabulous, and he takes so much care to explain what he’s doing.

To reply to the troll who thought I was wishing to kill my mother?

I am ashamed to admit I haven’t seen it yet. I did want to see it, but I missed it in theaters. Is it on Amazon or Netflix?

I was gonna tell you to take a few deep breaths - mostly I’m worried about you hyperventilating because I’m not sure you drew breath while typing that - and then I realized that I’m pretty much feeling the same way.

I have been patiently waiting for Key & Peele to put out another Luther video. I know they’re busy men, but man, it would be nice to have one nice thing.

Three things strike me about this:

If my father calls me out of the blue today - it’s been known to happen - and puts his Trump-loving wife on the phone, I may have to tap some long-latent mutant powers and send some head-exploding shockwaves over the phone lines.