Because apparently, walking down the stairs to find the very large POTUS limo with the door open (because it appears to have been open and why wouldn’t it be?) is not a clear enough signal that he should get in the car? And I am quite sure there was someone on the plane telling him that they would be taking the limo…

That would be far too logical and easy.

Okay, as a white woman, I have what has frequently been referred to as “naturally curly hair.” So for an idiot, I can see how you potentially might confuse the adverb (naturally) versus the adjective (natural). For an uninformed idiot.

I am still awaiting the moment when Samuel L. Jackson appears in Reverend Fred Sultan costume.

Thank you. Someone else mentioned that and I can’t believe I forgot about it. I used to read it back when I was still on the East coast. The Midwest is making my brain soft.

Thank you! Now that you say Der Spiegel, I’m slapping my forehead. I should have remembered that.

Any suggestions on good English-language news sources for Germany? I do read BBC News online, but there’s really only so much I can ask of them.

See also:

Oh god, I’d forgotten about that. Too much to get outraged about in TrumpWorld, stuff gets shunted aside.

...but you can’t make ‘em stop watching FoxNews.

*sigh* Thank you, Rooo.

Everyone in the family is edu-ma-cated. That’s the part that pisses me off the most. Use your fucking critical thinking skills, people.

*hurk* McConnell looks like SHIT in a tan suit.

The Macy’s Thanksgiving-Day-Parade float-sized head of Sean Hannity can only be broadcast in widescreen as he screams lies into the “fair and balanced” network’s cameras that Trump seems to love.

Wait, what? MELANIA is bringing class back? Fuck, I missed that.

*sigh* Just...*sigh*

I never understood that. Well, okay, I do...but it was summer, it was hot, it was a nicely tailored summer suit. The WTFery here was so huge.

Gin & Tonic. As long as she doesn’t raid the stash of Fever Tree Tonic I get for myself and my husband, she can have all the prosecco she wants.

Honestly? There’s probably more involved, but that would mean I would have to sit down and talk with her and I have a hard time doing that. I busy/hide myself elsewhere.

Why, America? And by “America,” I mean racist white America, and I also mean 53 percent of white women, and I also mean Russia. Why have you done this to the rest of us?