And apparently most states will be adopting 988 as the suicide-hotline shortcut (like 911) by this summer - many already have it in use, others don’t yet.

Once you start scraping your tongue and seeing what is scraped off, particularily in the morning, you will never brush your tongue again. Why dip your toothbrush in that glob of bacteria.

At least the vegan part is real.

He is a rapist. He is now free to offend again. This is not just about punishment, this is about how women are not safe in our society. Women are constantly told how to behave to be safer, but men are not stopped from victimizing women.

You’re kinder than me. I want asshole rapists punished. Put ‘em in jail. If they’re scared that they might be raped, turnabout is fair play.

If I find a snake in my toilet...

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

I’m thinking with the multiverse now in full effect that the role will be recast down the line, just not in Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever. Which is fine! Chadwick was an amazing man and played the role excellently, but the time will come for another chapter of Black Panther and it will be filled by someone (0r…

Adorable card, even though I’m sure it will be picked apart for something. “Harry never had holes in his clothes before Meghan, now he’s walking around shoeless and in rags!” - The Daily Mail (probably)

Ah yes, white female tears..One of the most effective & potent weapons in the arsenal of white supremacy/power. That shit has resulted in the legendary “strange fruit” - southern “strange fruit”.

Do her tears resemble rope nooses?

“People need to stop accurately reporting on something I did. I won’t stand for it.”

There can be grace AND forgiveness... once one apologizes for their actions.

“With that, continuously misrepresenting my brand in public won’t be tolerated.”

The media, they want to put it on me but at the end of the day it’s like, I don’t think it’s moreso about that. I think it’s moreso about stepping up to figure out what the problem is and I can take that. I can take stepping up to figure out what the problem is.

I mean, I don’t know the intricacies of the situation, but how on earth are they “continuously misrepresenting [her] brand in public”? She crashed a performance, and they’re saying she...crashed a performance.

That’s funny. However, not sure either Jay-Z or Alicia Keys owes her a call back for that.

She didn’t really look through her bag because at some point while just looking inside it she realized it was in fact in her bag the whole time. She just kept going for some reason instead of acknowledging she made a mistake or finding a way to quickly disengage before getting caught of falsely accusing the guy.

Well obviously he slipped it back into her bag once she accused him of stealing it. 

I’m glad the Root’s tone on the coverage of this dipshit has shifted from “let’s give this person the kind of empathy and compassion we’d extend to someone suffering from terminal illness” to “uh...I think this person might be both a moron and a grifter.”