Lol what’s cafeteria christianity???

Not defending them or anything, just as a note: caffeine blocks adenosine receptors in the brain whereas sugar provides energy to our cells. I could maybe see an argument to be made that anything altering your brain’s natural processes is bad whereas fueling your body with sugar a la mode is permissible. Maaaybe.

I do often carry a 20lb kettle bell in my purse, thank you!

I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve hated Taylor’s voice...and I just figured it out on this song: there’s no warmth or resonance. It’s cold, calculated, flat, and unimaginative. Having just listened (for the 1000th time) to Tapestry...King is not a great singer, but she squeezes so much out of her notes. You can…

Did the cheer or this song come first? In any case, thanks for sharing!

It’s not so much the worthy causes and foundation as it is the city and government itself making their community more welcoming.

What other investments in the community are they making? Are they trying to celebrate diversity by hosting events, lecture series, festivals, etc. aimed at bridging cultural divides? Are they enacting laws that make it easier for women to exercise their reproductive rights? Are they investing in community policing…

The drapes joke was funny. Carol Burnett did it better tho.

Zero shoes thrown. 0/5 stars.

I’m going to take this too far. If you feel it’s not an xmas song, that’s up to your interpretation, but George Michael has left us many clues and outright billboards to say that this song is a Christmas song.

It is a Christmas song. Have you not seen the video? Or heard the jingle bells consistently jingling in the background?

Damnit! I was hoping he was Santa, because then I’d definitely sit on his lap. Your theory makes more sense. I guess I could go for an emasculated angel...who looks like Henry.

I should start shopping at the Target(s) in Summerlin.

I hate their new pajama brand! What’s this brand-new-day bullshit?

Feel like this would be a good short story.

The guy wearing jeans needs to be handled because you’re not allowed to rub your zipper on anything as it causes abrasions to the equipment.

I’d like to add that mansplaining is most egregious when a man tries to ‘splain a female-centric experience to another woman. One example I saw going around was on tumblr where a woman was asking for help on finding a bra with more support, and a man heroically intervened that she needed to do chest exercises.

Ah, the good old overhead leg press.

I have a hard time believing that Swift doesn’t micromanage her costume designs.

In the words of Christian Slater to Al Madrigal on the set of “Lies & Illusions”: Put the script down; this is just a cash grab.