People in my life should be grateful I put on any pants, let alone "stylish" ones.

That's no way to treat what is probably a very expensive lens.

It feels so good to laugh again.

I attempted After Effects for the first time yesterday and this is what I came up with:

Oh Tobias. You blowhard!

I've already mounted Tobias today.

Geez, I was just giving my best Leno impression.

Avoiding facts and science, dismissing truths, and keeping your job through it all. How is this guy not running for office as part of the Republican party?

A bunch of kids that go out of their way to help others in a display of selflessness. Probably the least "Florida" story ever.

The instructor is telling him to squat and he's making a valiant attempt. Nothing wrong with that.

"4. Or just have a baby." - I don't recommend this as a course of action if you're considering this an option to control your weed smoking/weight issues. It's basically like taking up crack smoking as an alternative to your cigarette habit.

Will, you aren't suppose to wear the hat of a team that is not only not playing that night, is out of the playoffs altogether.

Consumer confidence and EA are rarely if ever mentioned in the same sentence.

George Maloof? More like George Magoof! Am i right?

Finally! Now it's Matt Simms job to lose.

They really need to figure out pass interference. I can't tell you how many times a guy would run a route and be blocked out of the route by the defender because of the collision detection. I have no problem with contact after 5 yards so as long as a yellow flag makes a cameo.

I will never understand why these magazines that clearly pull shit out of their ass still exist especially in the digital age. After reading this article I feel it's my right (NO, my purpose) to find people reading this crap, swipe it from their hands, roll it up nice and tight, and shove it so far down their throats…

The whole McMahon-Bret Hart feud was a great sports story and a very intriguing documentary that takes a look at what happens off stage. I could care less about the staged drama, because the drama that happens backstage with the WWE is better than what most writers could come up with. Without people like Dave, we…

Wait a minute. NASCAR drug tests the pit crew? Knowing the NASCAR crowd there are probably a lot of deer antler spray aficionados.

Shane, I forgot to mention this when you asked if there is anything more you can bring to Moneysaver. I'm assuming you're already looking and there isn't much new, but if you could find anything worthwhile on my Lumia 920 to download that would be great. Myself, and the 5 other people with Windows phones that read…