He's effectively destroyed sports writing and iambic pentameter in one fell swoop. I really hate that man.

The ref crew from the Bulls-Heat series would've T'd up the kid in the hat and sent him on his way.

This video explained the game to me in a mature, easy way to understand:

Man I hate the Astros. They make the Marlins look good.

Shitty movie? Those are fighting words my friend as Robocop is anything but shitty. It was a great satire on the state of 80s capitalism and playfully showed how it could lead us to a dystopian future. Unfortunately for the people of Detroit this story is becoming more of a reality everyday (all they need is OCP to…

Unless this game is also narrated by Bruce Campbell you can just forget it!

I think I speak for all of humanity when I say, "we could have done without that explanation".

I'm tired of seeing Leo in these larger than life roles. I wish he would just once do a really bad buddy cop film with Daniel Day Lewis. Any buddy cop film will do as they're usually all bad.

I think the fact this did not hide from his past shows his true character. He made some regrettable errors in life and he's clearly become a better person since that time. 10 years since his last reported arrest, that's a long time for anyone to change their ways.

I can only imagine how many misguided people will assume this is a phone. They'll claim the extra "10, 11, 12" digits are for making international calls. Wow, this is actually going to be a great mother's day prank to see if mom attempts a call on it.

I actually fell asleep playing Too Human because of how boring it was. Keep that thing wrapped up!

I'm surprised the Marlins haven't attempted to blackout a game. Although if they did, how the heck would anyone know they exist? On the same topic, when was the last time there was a MLB blackout?

Yeah, but, who wouldn't want to put the hurt on ol' Skippy?

Good lord! A Paradise 2?! As long as Criterion does another fine job I'll be doing corkscrew barrel-rolls through every side street in town. Sadly my excitement quickly turned to dismay after one quick Google search: http://www.videogamer.com/ps3/burnout_5/…

"Today's PC, 360, and PC sections are filled with great deals" - deals so nice, they're mentioned twice! In all seriousness though, that burnout paradise deal sounds great. It was easily my favorite racing game. Who wants a piece of Freddy?

Typical University of Florida know it all.

Clearly, this insider's affinity for denim played a role in the new stadium name.

The last time I parked in the garage instead of the street it took over an hour for me to just back out of my space because traffic was at a dead stop. It wasn't all bad since 30 minutes later some drunk guy got out of his car and starting dancing and rapping like the idiot he is. Still, I don't give the Marlins any…

Driving to the stadium sucks. Watching the team suck sucks. Getting out of the stadium parking REALLY sucks. There is just not one damn good thing about this stadium fiasco. The team is 10-24 right now and that's actually over-achieving.