Destiny, a video game in which you travel through space, [Sorry, the rest of this paragraph is PlayStation exclusive].

I suspect that in this case it’s less about technical challenges and more about being mobbed up with Sony, which does not want to see everyone moving to PC.

I feel bad for the kid. His little sister beats him up a lot and his parents make him take dance classes. If this is the future of my family line I ain’t raising no Dickon Tarly.

You are the cool uncle. A Switch for Christmas? I don’t even spend that much on MY OWN children, let alone a nephew!

I don’t have kids but I do get to be the cool uncle and every time my nephew comes over I always make sure to tell him to stay away from my Zelda save. I bought him his own Switch for Christmas, it’s already wrapped and stashed in the attic.

my twins play Splatoon together (balloon fight) nonstop. it’s amazing that the most boring part of the game, from my perspective, is their JAM. they’re not nearly as good as I am at MK8, but they do enjoy that, too.

what if his name is Calamity...Calamity Plunkett

He can read his name and shit.

Let me tell you a little secret:

Holy shit. That thought - leaving them alone - never even crossed my mind.

No wonder they’ve never given him dialogue before.

Because son, their very existence is an affront to our beliefs. if we let them live they’ll start crossing our borders illegally and saving our princesses for less wages than us. then they’ll bring their culture, changing neighborhoods, not even speak our language. No son, we cannot let that happen. Get my Fire Rod

Just need the right seasoning and wine accompaniment. A good sommelier should be able to hook you up.

While playing it the other day I came across a Bokoblin camp and was about to head in to get the chest or what ever there migh be when Steerpike jr (6yo) says “Dad, why don’t you just leave them alone? They’re just dancing and having fun. They’re not bothering anybody.”

OH NO I SWIMMED OUT OF SWIM

Considering they showed it at Sony’s press conference...I’m guessing not.

....why would he have toes when he has flippers for hands?

Exactly, we have it too easy these days. And if every arcade producer of those machines gathered to build something like this, I bet somebody would buy it officially.

Made possible by the hard work of the thousands of engineers, programmers, construction workers, licensors, etc. who made the originals not only possible, but popular.