Much like how Uranus is actually the planet we are “closest” to in a third way because this planet’s full of assholes.

Pluto [...] but it’s not a planet anyway, as defined by the International Astronomical Union. Please do not email me about this.

Erasing unpleasant bits of their history is par for the course in Japan.

On a hunch, I thought, “Gee, I bet this attitude is related to the US occupation post WWII.”

It absolutely blows my mind that Japanese drug discourse makes DARE look evidence-based. A friend who lives in Tokyo told me a while back that the overwhelming mainstream perception of drugs in Japan is that being at all involved with that stuff automatically means you’re a straight up evil person, and that prejudice…

Quick let's erase all trace of this naughty person from history. That's the best action to take!

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

Congratulations, you just won a No-Prize!

It’s empowering when a rich *lady* treats you this way!

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably…

Donj is totally an un-endearing version of GOB.

He did get to the nuclear power plant pretty quickly, despite his muumuu.

You actually find this surprising? The non-con VN market used to be huge and it didn’t get that way by recycling the same tentacle beast scene over and over. It’s a super common fetish among both men and women and as such there is a lot of high effort products out there for any orientation of genitals you wish for.

Even more inspiring: The 60+ lower court lifetime appointments. The 2+ supreme court nominations. As we kept saying and saying and saying. I imagine that the majority of the country who voted for her were inspired by a lot of her accomplishments, as well as the indication that in a society that continues to demean,…

You can’t tell a baby they’re being rude. You CAN tell a 3 year old they are. 

While Scotland is to the South in the UK, it looks like the snowy region up top may represent the country in Galar.

My sister is a sex worker. No one ‘encouraged’ ‘suggested’ or coerced her into the field. You really have no right to speak for sex workers.

A+

i’m glad this is getting press here, it’s really bad news for canadian comedians who were squeaking by a living wage. it also incentivized comedians making albums, which led to tons and tons of great material getting released. sucks for the whole scene up here, which has always been tough.

Our puppy (fully grown) was afraid of using stairs, so we thought it would be a good idea to coerce him by using treats.