@john.g.lund: I love that her guests are all SERVING it in the pictures too.

@Abra (Free MizJ): One good pump and a concise greeting combined with solid eye contact should do the trick.

@Abra (Free MizJ): But if you're going to douche in public, for god sakes, don't ask permission first.

I haven't liked any of Gretchen's work so far, and the judges have fallen all over themselves for it. So... given my blah reaction to all her stuff here, I'm guessing she's a finalist.

I can't believe they forgot step 1!

If this article is any indication, Girl B is not "ligiting up a room with her sparkly, charming wit" as much as she thinks she is. Instead, she's "flooding the airlock with her toxic neuroses".

The one they had on Mashable for 19 bucks looks way better.

@Lauren_Belle: To me, it conjures the image of Josiah Bartlett trying to bluff his way into a Heatherette show.

Horse Bike < Shark Bike

"fashion's shibboleths" - this simple, improbable phrase has made me very happy, Jenna.

You know what I need? I need the Safe Search preferences to be IP address range/location aware. Like when I'm at work, I want to be shielded from all that, but the second I get home? I want the good stuff.

@wolfcry0: Yeah it didn't work for me either.

Why would Asians be statistically more likely to put "Asian Food"? Wouldn't they be the least likely of all the groups to use that term? I'm Chinese, and I bristle whenever I hear someone is craving "Asian Food", just because it's so inspecific.

@bobbobato: I wouldn't even use it for music. It would just be a cool watch that could display photos.

I would guess more of a pink carpet, innit?

@alexburrito: I think potential hookups are turned off when he tells them to "use the Astroglide wall thoughtfully".

The thing is, I don't think that "jilling off" ever caught on as a widespread term.

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said Goo, Goo, Goo

Weird, I just signed up for ping this morning, and the intro mail I received still mentioned that you could use facebook to find friends. Oh well.

@muledogus: yeah it clearly seems like it was a feature pulled at the last second.