@SNEAKERS: Even if you have a private profile, there are still many flaws:

@LionAndUnicorn: It makes me think of this:

OMG nerd boner.

Let’s talk dirty in Vampire

Pro: Jason slaps a strapping young man's butt.

@techynottreky: There was the one with the black pilot that was mildly controversial:

#13's "Burma-Shave"-esque poem was perfect.

@viklane: I thought he botched the meeting on purpose. He learned the value of media stunts from Peggy, and then set up one of his own. He threw a small client under the bus to gain a good story for his WSJ profile.

It's a sort of recursive problem. I believe adding a fee to this service would cause fewer people to use this service. If fewer of my friends are using the service, it becomes less useful to me.

Why isn't this tagged #beeeel?

@meggush: It began with the forging of the Great Rings, hooker. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings, is you feeling me? Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls, and all that shiz. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above…

Ummm, it's certainly painful to read, but I don't think it competes with the "crap e-mail" archives. I think this is just an ill-advised communication.

"Now try not to be overwhelmed by all this technology. It looks complicated but the men who designed it made it simple enough for a woman to use."

I'm a guy, and I do have calf-length yoga pants. They're really practical for yoga because otherwise my leg hairs will tug painfully when I do certain binds, while the full length trousers drag on the floor and seem cumbersome.

Rhythm Nation?

Great, cause while I'm out socializing, I really just want to be passing out ads for your crappy startup.

Try to say it three times fast!

@RubbermaidBiatch: SNL did it

Just waiting for Pandora Boxx to incorporate this into her act.

@NikkiBee: I was wondering where that look came from.