I love Crocs. I don’t understand why we can’t love them for their utilitarian charm.

I get a new pair of fleece lined Crocs mules every year. They double both as cooking clogs and dog-walking clogs. (Yes, even in warm weather, because dewy grass soaks my sneakers every damn time.) I have a bunch of injuries in my hips and knees and calves and ankles, so for puttering around short distances, I love my…

All fun aside, no person should be worth 18 BILLION dollars. That’s obscene.

Get him, girl!

Donald Trump, you’re his only hope (for a pardon.) No wonder he’s working so hard to elect Hair Führer.

and please admit that at the end of the day its a sexist move.

I think there was something about his family’s fried chicken place being legislated against for noise issues and his brother being arrested. Then his father and brother fleeing to Afghanistan. So his failed martyrdom was actually some petty crap about his family’s chicken place. So “loser that couldn’t hack it” seems…

I’m still running into people who are voting 3rd party in Ohio because “Trump and Hillary are equally bad.” We’re a fucking swing state, and people’s constitutional rights are on the line, but they, in the immortal words of Sam Bee, insist on remaining “morally pure” (have have the fucking PRIVILEGE to do so).

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

Good. A poorly planned attack in which all victims who were unfortunately injured have already been released from the hospital and the bomber has been captured. I hope this will not be an issue that’s Trump can fearmonger about to his advantage going forward.

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

This was my exact thought. Either you thought you were having a snappy exchange, or you thought she crossed the line. But in that case, you did as well.

I don’t really see how he can get offended after saying “I heard you get sodomized quite often”. I mean, her initial comment about the demon was off-color, but no more off-color than the fact he chose to be in a scene that played a rape as comedy in the first place. And her response was, if anything, a de-escalation…