The look on Sean Evans' face as he slowly realized that Bobby Lee, with his glorious mane of hair, was shitting his pants across the table from him, was classic.

The slasher movie POV handheld closing in shot was very effective as well.

"Remember, remember when Melissa McCarthy played you on SNL? That was awesome."

So THAT'S what they did with the Eastland cafeteria set from "The Facts of Life!"

"This is my girl Greta, isn't she beautiful? When I get home to Freising, I am going to take her to Oktoberfest and then we will go schnitzelpicking in the schnitzel orchard."

Which is sad as the 1994-95 season was so bad that Janeane Garofalo walked out on a 4 year contract after half a season and most of the cast (save David Spade with his Hollywood Minute, Tim Meadows and featured player Molly Shannon who replaced Garofalo) was replaced the following season.

That voice. It's like gravel being crushed to make… more gravel. God that's annoying.

Marjorie Liu will still hate this. And let us all know.

I actually thought Axl's college roommate Hutch could probably carry his own show about juggling work life and grad school. I liked Hutch. Although it looks like Alphonso McCauley has signed up for another show entitled "GirlBoss."

Did they do a cartoon "Bunnicula"? And I missed it?

The original cartoon was pretty dark but they did switch deaths between Justin and Nicodemus which made it a little more tolerable. And I remember Justin saying, "Damn" which stunned 10-year-old me. And this being 1982, before trailers were marketed and targeted to the demographics of the audience for said movie, we…

I've had friends who were shown these in church and they sound awful and dreary. Catholics got "Brother Sun Sister Moon" and folk Masses back then.

Smart as Charlene on "Designing Women" was a riot and Smart would have me dying. Even though she was supposed to be a hick (and despite being the only actress on DW not from the South, did a great accent). You know how you shouldn't write a naive hick? Her sister Carlene as played by Jan Hooks. I loved Jan Hooks…

The Vegas episode when Smart's character was hammered the entire way through. Then Suzanne has the face off (wig-off) with the drag queen.

I just look at Ike Barinholtz and I laugh. I don't know if he'd find that a compliment though.

I don't think King would ever employ a ghostwriter. I think it's a matter of how much editorial interference there is- and he still does employ editors unlike Anne Rice who stopped after "The Witching Hour" and it was immediately apparent once "The Tale of the Body Thief" hit the shelves. But The Bill Hodges trilogy…

After Richard Spencer's Twitter comments on the Quebec City massacre, it's a wonder anybody DOESN'T want to punch him.

Speaking of female quartets, Smart pops up in an episode of "The Facts of Life" in Season 5 as a harried, single working mom whom Tootie berates and while Smart is tall for a woman (maybe 5'9 or 10) she freaking towered over that cast. Jesus.

The whole movie has such gut-punching moments. Conrad "breaking up" with his best friend because it just hurts too much. The grandparents, seeing Conrad distressed and closing the bedroom door after Conrad gets the horrible news about his friend from the hospital. And Moore's golf course scene.

And all the funnier as Robbie Rist, Cousin Oliver himself, appeared on a few episodes of MTM in its final season as Ted and Georgette's adopted son.