Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.
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In before "You're using the Daily Mail as a source?" *scornful eye-roll*
I think a bikini would have been LESS boner-inducing than this skin-tight body suit.
OMG BALLABAN YOU PUT SPOILERS IN THE TITLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
That's the Chicago Way!
Luckily for the student the teacher decided it should be served by 60 different students doing one minute each.
"How are you feeling, Bob? Are you feeling better? And how do you think it would feel to bury your oldest child?"
-Christin Cooper
Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?
They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.
Good thing there wasn't a 2013 Aaron Rodgers edition. It wouldn't have made it to winter.
Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?
I'm definitely just gloating here because I'm so proud of him and full of adrenaline, but Jason is my younger cousin. He is as fantastically earnest and hilarious and vivacious in real life. We're all so incredibly proud. Thank you so much for this piece!
ETA: Here he is with my grandparents being adorable as…
I'll thank you to stop borrowing plotlines from my NFL fanfic Tumblr without attribution.
So you were the one who knocked the camera in the lake?
Man Who Just Lit Olympic Torch Once Lost To a Bunch of College Kids
Awkwardly, most rooms at the motel have 2 fire hydrants side by side.
Punch buggy, no punch back.
Jillian Michaels face tells me everything I need to know. When she thinks it's too much, IT IS TOO MUCH.