The season hasn't even started yet and there's already signs of the Royals sliding.

"Pitchers and catchers" is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Well, other than "Your World Champion Boston Red Sox."

This needs more baby otter and mama.

When you have cable, you spend a lot of time watching TV indoors on rainy days.

I'll start with the Alang Shipwrecking 'facility'.

I think we're overdue for a Google maps ship graveyard roundup!

Look, you may dislike the floppy hat from a fashion standpoint.

Whatever. I love her.

No, no, no. Women laugh alone with salad. Smiling is for yogurt and tampons.

M.C. Escher: [Drops mic]

Wake me up when they get Michelle Kwan.

"What are...two things that nearly killed Kevin Gilbride?"

This is exactly what was said:

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

I'm a ULC minister and I married two bomb disposal technicians who not only met while disposing of explosives in Iraq but deployed together a year after their wedding to sweep for and defuse more bombs in Afghanistan. Top that, Stevie.

These injuries always get worse before they get better, it's just the way they progress.

I fail to understand how someone else's desire to feel a modicum of comfort and control over a situation, where there is little, is such a bad thing. You say that the only thing that it does is make the prayer feel better, but why is that not enough of a reason?

The goody good religous do gooders forgive you for being a douchebag at this moment.

I think if you're crazy enough to live in the hell hole that is New York, this shouldn't really be that much of a surprise. A limited amount of vehicles, lots of people who neeed them, high prices. Shocker.