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That is an Illuminati Motor Works 7. A Fully electric Car with a 200+ Range

I read that headline as "real sex robot" at first, which would make sense given the image posted with it.

Enclave tail light!

She's like my adorable little sister (if I were cool enough to have an adorable little sister like that instead of a sister who loves Glenn Beck and who thinks Obama is Satan).

"Haunting Photos of a Plane Crash That Has Probably Been Touched a Whole Lot"

Think about it: Especially in minor traffic infractions, you can often get off with a warning. Even the nicest officer is going to look at the plate, "COPSLIE" and say "Yeah, fuck this guy."

Really true. It would be nice if this somehow factored in the cost of driving to the store, shopping, and then waiting in line to check out for example.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

You forgot to throw a Benghazi in there.

Wait, Chris Brown made sense? It is the end of times.

So Gwen Stefani has a large oil painting of herself hanging in a locked room, right?

Fellow Jalops. We must make sure that her inspiring story is not forgot and that generations of young girls will be exposed to her legacy and reach for their dreams, following in her footsteps.

Being in pain and sharing your pain is fine.

Her tattoo artist is the real criminal...

SUV driver drove over a human. This is considered okay?

Ummmm....there are a TON of issues you are setting aside to make your point.

If someone wrenched the door open on my car I'd do the same, especially with wife and kid in the car. If all the bikers wanted to do was seek justice about the accident they could have simply parked in front of the vehicle and called 911 and let the proper authorities handle it. By wrenching the door open they were…