Dude, she started this 15 months ago and she's only on sandwich #176. Something about this sounds fishy. She's almost exactly on the "Three sandwiches a week, four weeks a month, 12 months year" pace - not the ramped up "Making sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert" pace she says. I CALL BULLSHIT (on…

Yeah he is hella racist. As a POC i've always found the whole, "but I only date white guys" thing to be racist as fuck. Oh and I agree, when people say they love all music except rap, they are being racist.

Well that and the only gun control in the White House is the sleeves Michelle is wearing at the time.

I'm scared of Michelle, too. You know this whole "drink more water" campaign thing... waterboarding

Is it NOT cool to be scared of Mobama? I find her pleasantly terrifying. Like a goddess. If she were my wife and told me to stop smoking for my own good I would probably listen to her too.

I didn't get the "mere" nanny thing. What I got was 'Hey man, at least I'm here with my kid, not paying someone else to do it.'

You still don't give unsolicited parenting advice, it's just rude.

I am starting the Cheese Nationalist political party.

the males voices are presented here because this is jezebel

"I don't normally brag about my supposed altruism, but today, I will. Today my generosity was finally rewarded with nice people. They've been bitches until now." - Kylie Jenner's first draft of that tweet.

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But... watching these arrogant, greedy assholes implode publicly is so much fun!

False, him I want raising 20 kids. It's the trailer trash that should be neutered.

Leno!

He was actually nearly at a loss for words in race mode. Haha.

Baby Got BAC

Now I can work with a therapist to learn the social cues and communication skills that other people take for granted.

I'm a preschool teacher and have worked with 2-5 year olds for years, some of whom have been diagnosed as on the spectrum, and many of whom have exhibited traits that may or may not be autism-related. I would say that your physician is absolutely right- a three-year-old is indeed too young for a medical diagnosis.…

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a seriously cool cat. I do fancy him so. I had a chance to hear him speak in person and he knows how to get people excited about science.