I think I hit the holy grail of boyfriends, because Mr. Yacht not only doesn’t mind going down on me, there are days where he all but demands it. I mean, obviously, if I’m not in the mood, he’s not gonna try and force me, but I can’t actually think of a time where he’s headed that direction and I’ve been like, “Sorry…

For any non-parents who are wondering if this is just the new normal or whatever, my son is 9 years old and his interneting consists of selections from the “floof” cannon and Paddington’s Twitter account (which is pure, undiluted JOY, by the way - read it when you are having a crap day). And he has an iPad and…

Trying to remember where I’ve seen this before...

...being American has nothing to do with being Muslim or not. Every Muslim I know personally is American. *side-eye*

You are incorrect. Mahershala Ali was not born into a Muslim family and has talked about his faith. Out of those three men I mentioned, only Aziz has described himself as not religious. To call Muhammad Ali an atheist is laughable if you know anything at all about the man.

How old are you, like 12? Is school out already? Don’t you have detention or something?

I kinda feel like child protective services should have been called before publishing this. It’s clear this girl is being abused... and maybe just maybe there needs to be responsible adults looking out for her welfare before she ends up dead in an overdose as a Jane Doe.

You know what would be great? If parents couldn’t make money off of pimping out their children. The whole crazy “stage mom/dad” thing would shut down overnight.

Facts. When its play time he should be looking at the pussy like...

Seriously, what a baby.

You better scream that shit louder for everybody in the back, because they are not hearing you right now... And the fall and winter are beard sitting seasons. Amen.

For some reason, it really surprises me that there are guys (of all socioeconomic status) running around w/the audacity to expect with returning the favor in 2018.

If a man won’t let you sit on his face, then hes not marriage material.

In my short time on earth I have encountered men who love performing oral on women but don’t particularly care for blow jobs, but would tolerate it if thats what a woman was into. One in particular hated it because the sound of a woman gagging made him uncomfortable.

Omg I feel so sorry for his wife. How dare he tell the whole fucking world about how selfish and inconsiderate and immature he is in his relationship. He sounds like a fucking idiot. I hope she divorces him and finds someone who will strap her to his face on a regular basis.

If a man wants me to pleasure him orally then he better reciprocate. Life is too short to deal with anything less. Thats some major deal breaker shit for me, and I know for a fact that my man loves having this nana in his face

I know right? It’s not as if an outright moron could be elected to the most powerful position on earth.... wait

I will say that I have often looked at men and thought, “there is no way you have ever had sex.”

Hmmmm. He chooses partners based solely on their looks and ended up married to somebody who screwed him over. It’s almost as if these two things are somehow connected.

Because it’s on women perpetually to fix this problem. Seriously, “it’s not helping” and “adds to the problem” is bullshit. The onus is not on women to prove they don’t deserve to be murdered after a millenia of being murdered. That’s the same bullshit as demanding that oppressed peoples don’t get angry about their…