The government of India also a while back suddenly made most of the circulating cash valueless and if people wanted to exchange the notes they had to queue at banks which would run out of the new bills before the lines ended. Worse yet the limits on exchanging notes meant that people had to queue up every day until…

It’s fashionable to say, “the NFL needs a real union.” But there isn’t a good way for the players to get leverage over the league — that ship sailed at least twenty years ago.

I’m sure she’d like to check out his legal briefs

Ford - American company that sells LOTS of cars in Europe. Owned Jaguar, Land Rover, Volvo, and Aston Martin, saving them all from oblivion and investing in all to their continued benefit post-sale today.

I may have some more rage about this than I thought.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

That’s because women are human beings just like men, and human beings can be awful and depraved. So-called benevolent sexism/paternalism at work in the thinking that women are like children or something and therefore not capable of even the horrible things that men are more frequently thought of doing because their…

I can tell you from experience that women are just as awful and depraved as men and do the same stuff given the chance and this article speaks to that fact.

BONDO for EVERYBODY! Maybe when you get it all ground off, you’ll find a kilo stashed somewhere underneath.

And if you spend that fortune to remove the paint, you’ll almost surely discover why they painted it. Which will require yet another fortune to deal with.

90% of it is way different than you think. 10% of it is exactly what you expect. That needs to be our state motto or something.

Alabama here — oddly enough, there aren’t many obnoxious bro-dozers here. I saw more in San Francisco a few months ago than I see living in AL on a daily basis. That will blow your mind. We’re mostly full of generic Nissan Altimas and Honda Odysseys.

Uh hi? Hi? So yeah, Florida here. I haaaate to speak up because, well Florida but yeah Florida. So we kinda had a spike in leprosy cases here in 2015 because folks were eatin dem armadillas. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/florida-leprosy-cases-armadillos-irpt/

As a Dodger fan, I envy a Giants lineup year-in, year-out, which isn’t sexy numbers-wise, but they battle on every AB and put balls in play (also smart considering where they play), which is how you make good things happen. The Dodgers have half their lineup made up of 20-25-HR guys, yet come October, they’re gonna…

Would you rather something look cheap, but last forever or attract a ton of attention as it falls apart? Because the modern civics, SI included, have been complete pieces of shit for more than a decade. Cracking engine blocks, problematic transmissions, interiors that fall to shit, failing electrics. Between a 97 and…

Honestly it is weird, I know that there is a LaFerari across the street in the underground garage parked right next to a 10 year old Passat Stationwagon. But then you step outside in the morning and have something like this sitting there

“Vents” that vent nothing. Three pipes for what? Useless hoodscoop, everything is faked to make the point that this is a sports car.

This thing is EXACTLY what it needs to be, and on the heels of the new NSX it is exactly what Honda needed. The best part is, I can only imagine how many upper management stiffs fought tooth and nail against this thing, lost, and now they will sell every god damned one of them they build, interject some much needed…

[insert bad sexual innuendo here]

Or DET (Drunks Explaining Things)