Hmmm.... this list seems very random. Let’s run through it.

So, you think I got the double-entendre, but not the entendre? Um, OK? That may work in your brain, but again, I can’t claim credit for that cognitive dissonance.

Not surprising you really believe I didn’t get it. I wanted to see if you could take ‘yes’ for an answer. Glad that’s sorted.

That’s the funniest thing either of us wrote, so Stead311 FTW.

I’ll own to overwritten. I did multiple times, in fact.

I’m always happy to amuse or fascinate or provide other pleasant diversions, though in this case I deserve no credit of it. It is most self-inflicted.

My instinct is go straight to Lord Beaconsfield and statistics (usually misattributed to D’Israeli or Twain), but I’ll hold off a bit.

Disagree with your assessment.

This is a conclusion based on cherry-picked ‘negative’ reasons for doing something, i.e. It didn’t work, so it was consequentially stupid to have attempted.

Waiting in the pho queue at a restaurant always makes me feel unwanted. Better to make at home I guess. No line.

Great 😞, now assembling your wardrobe in the morning will require directions and that missing allen wrench. Three hours later, you’ll give up in frustration and just wear the cardboard box it came in.

Great 😞, now assembling your wardrobe in the morning will require directions and that missing allen wrench. Three …

And you’ll know you are about to get sick when your dog licks up its own vomit.

1) Though I can see where Ledger’s Joker character behavior points to some skill at mind-gamery, and thus Patton Oswalt’s background analysis, I don’t agree with the PTSD diagnosis.