I cannot answer that, but... thank god they shrunk his creepy, old man ears.

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Not surprised he said that. As a Mexican professor of labor economics in a US college one of my students once said to me during class that Mexican immigrants looking for work were not the same as European immigrants because when Europeans got here there was nobody around. I was so confused and embarrased for him.

Nahh.....the Patriot centers are probably instructed to snap the ball the *instant* a D-lineman shifts on a goal line play and then Brady sneaks through the hole. “Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........they snapped the ball while our defense was still moving..........wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....she said she wanted to have…

Here’s the thing about saying the story “made the league look way worse than the Pats”: that’s totally true. What the report does is:

Look, I’m not a Patriots fan, but that long, long column contained very little news, other than the stuff about Goodell allegedly wanting to get the spygate investigation over as quickly as possible. I agree that it makes the league look worse than the Patriots, but there’s also a whole lot of alleged cheating as well.

“Hey, we heard from (other team) that the Patriots are sending people into the visiting team’s locker room at Gillette to steal play sheets. What do you think we should do? Leave fake sheets behind? Have someone hide and catch them? Set up a hidden camera maybe? If we got hard evidence, it’d be pretty hard for them to…

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

THIS IS LIKE A LEVEL 7 DICKPUNCH FROM THAT COLUMN I WROTE 12 YEARS AGO THAT EVERYONE REMEMBERS LIKE GOSPEL

Well I thought it was because they were selling signed gear on the side. However, I read some of the ruling and in the letter to Kraft they said he was not allowed to reinstate McNally and Jastremski without his permission so I think the NFL actually did force them to do it.

The whole thing was never about Brady, it was about ethics in Commissioning.

JJ Watt also might try to get psyched up for a game against the Patriots by having a sweet varsity letterman jacket made during game week and post a picture of it on twitter, then hard-assedly spit a hocker on the Patriots logo at midfield during pregame with cameras following him, and then lose 42-14, and then come…

“You Are In Love,” a track from 1989 that was inspired byJack Antonoff and Lena Dunham’s relationship (that part’s not a joke)

that show lost season ages ago. who’s A? am i A? are you A? is A A? what’s A? A is not A.

I have a child. I’m still 100% committed to my dogs. If they needed to be destroyed because they were psychologically damaged, I would not drop them off at a shelter. I would have the maturity and courage to hold them while they were put to sleep.

To be fair, a lot of dogs like this don’t show their true colors until they are in a home and living comfortably. My little dude was the PERFECT dog in the shelter and then started acting out about three months into having him. So there’s a good chance that the shelter didn’t actually witness this behavior (and it…

I think you missed the point here.

Minka Kelly? Really tho? I always thought that was just what we called Leighton Meester when she goes overboard on the self-tanner.

With hands like that, it’s no wonder he can thunderdunk the biscuit a full six fences away from the goal. You just pepper the dance floor and he’ll clean the jar, no doubt. This kid hasn’t even left the refrigerator, you just wait. If Minnesota doesn’t rattle the bell, I’m sure LA will be zipping up the bean bags. And…

Check your organic privilege.