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It’s kind of a shame, because the wording of the headline suggested that this might actually be a biting satirical take on the story... but then I saw the byline under it, and knew it would bend over backwards to side with the two wackos that are offended by fairy tales.

For God’s sake, Sam, can we cut this nonsense out? The “backlash” to the new Disney ride consisted entirely of one editorial on SFGate before Fox News picked it up and ran with their brand new culture war football. There is no need to play their game. I don’t care what two people on some editorial webpage have to say:

She ages up from 7 to 17 living with dwarves for ten years in the original story, so she’s a teen by the time of the creepy kiss. HOWEVER, that means the pedophile-ass Magic Mirror said that a 7 year old Snow was the “fairest” in the land, which ewwww, and also that 7 year old Snow got into the dwarves’ wine.

As legally established in the court case The State of Wisconsin v. Raven Wilder.

Snow White was dead at the time, though. You don’t need consent to kiss a corpse; they’re inanimate objects.

I just finished Village last night and this headline made me laugh more then anything else has in weeks. The amount of hand damage the poor bastard has suffered across the two games is wild and I had this thought more then once.

Naw randy just forgot to pay the hydro bill

DS1 is super clunky even by dark souls standards.

Honestly for exclusive singleplayer games like Control I just buy them on EGS instead. Achievements are a total non-factor and if there’s no multiplayer for which I’d prefer my normal friends list then it really doesn’t matter to me. The fact that the devs get more of my money by me doing this is a non-zero benefit as

Speaking of, the save stations from Dead Space (just 1 and 2, right, because 3 went autosave?) are a terrific example of how Returnal could handle saving. It’s been years since I’ve played DS, but I have this memory of an enemy popping out when I was a stone’s throw from the save spot. Caught off-guard. Died. Had to

Hope this opens a door for Remedy to make a Threshold Kids series 

Who *hasn’t* had their hopes dashed somewhere in New Jersey?

It’s a generational thing because this is what the ‘clicker’ used to look like:

Dark meat McNuggets. They were so much better.

This is such a specific deep cut that 99.9% of people won’t be able to relate to, but way back in 2016 KFC in Thailand sold two different flatbread wraps, one with shrimp and lettuce and the other with chicken bites and broccoli, and both were absolutely delicious (as seen below on the right).

I really wish they’d just get the PS1 and PSP stuff figured out for backwards compatability, at the least. The PS1 has been emulated on multiple Sony systems and even LocoRoco Remastered on PS4 is running a PSP emulator (and that game runs fine on the PS5).

Their explanation/caption:
For those out of the loop, Diablo 2 remaster covered the Sorceress underboob and the Amazon butt in the remaster.

Oh snap, Double XP with the deep cut! I totally remember that Daniel Pescina Bloodstorm ad.

I don’t pretend to understand most of the endgame patch stuff - I only just got to the endgame myself - but man, I gotta say ( in relation to the earlier ‘can’t choose between classes’ article), what I’d really like to see is some form of resource sharing between all four classes. Make me level them independently,

We used to be pass holders. Our go to trick was to stay on the resort for the Magic Morning access. We would also sometimes plan trips up there around storms. Sure, some rides would be closed, but you’d basically have the park to yourself when it was raining.  We haven’t been in a few years now.  Our daughter started