The real secret was the fucking along the way

“This is like the... I’ve lost count time I’ve killed and eaten god.”

Kirby is just the cutest version of DBZ

I remember when I was strictly sub only, but to be fair dubs used to be really fucking bad

It’s basically Operation Paperclip but you watch the dude 24/7 with spec op ninjas ready to kill him if he twitches the wrong way

I do miss the International Dog House in Jackson MI

That was a good place when the craving hit and I didn’t feel like going to grocery store and cooking the damn things myself

I’m mostly on the fence because on the one hand having a secret door you can only open after like 50 hits would be a true souls move. On the other hand it could just be left over jank cause it’s a souls game.

Either way it’s some good shit

This would be some paranoia inducing shit if it was intended game
behavior

I really enjoyed the execution of it in Control, it allowed a lot of parameter tweaking between damage taken, damage dealt, and ability recharge while just offering a “You Can’t Die” mode as well

To be fair we’ve all been there at least once

To be fair it seems like Uncle has a... thing going on so walking away was probably the best choice all around

The lag on cast feels really good right!? Like you can setup a couple of glint daggers, roll behind a dude and start stabbing them or their shield with enough time for the cast to finish and start stabbing the dude from behind

Don’t forget such timeless classics as ball with magnets, multiple balls with magnets, floating rock with arms, bigger rock with arms, bigger rock with arms and legs, cat with coin, longer cat with coin, large chain of rocks, turtle, bigger turtle, bigger turtle with guns, guy in speedo, goro in speedo, fish, etc etc…

Definitly, I’ll get a double order but that’s because I’m a fat motherfucker

If I had an actual diner within a reasonable distence I’d agree

Otherwise, that’s the niche Denny’s serves

If you angle the camera juuuuuussssstttttt right you see the tires never actually touch the ground

Oh god I’m drowning in great games with no time to play them

Thankfully they keep as well as canned goods

I started as the Prisoner so I could get a taste of Magic as well as starting with a Dex weapon since I usually go the heavy armor/sword starting option or full arcane or the equivalent in Souls

It’s not too shabby right now although I’m clearly going to have to put points into increasing my Equip Load cause I had to…

It’s not cheese per se but I do love the lag on casting the basic Prisoner spell letting me que up a couple of strikes on a guarding opponent before rolling behind their guard

I don’t really get any extra flavor from them, but I do like that they’re... extra crispy on the mouthfeel compared to the standard crunchy taco shell myself