God I want to see the inside of that Subway so bad. Is it like every other subway, does it have more of that country convenience store flavor, I am curious

I’d watch this Highlander sequel

Man, I work at a non Wal-Mart grocery store and it’s crazy

Shit seemingly comes in at a random some times.

I was talking with the meat manager and he couldn’t get in any chicken wings for super bowl and he’s like, okay fine I’ll do something else to drive those sales even if say some of the busier stores in our area…

It took me a bit to get used to it, but I kind of liked it

It kind of helped me out offroading since anything past that middlestop could cause me to go flying if I ticked the geometry

This is literally the only reason I eat at Sonic is just because I can get Chili Cheese Tots/Fries through a drive thru

Also I do miss mall food

It is pretty great

Eh, the seltzers I drink have like 3 grams serving so they arn’t too bad.

Can’t do vodka anymore, but I do like to crush some Tequila Highballs when I feel like mixing

Man I’d be down for more loaded fries as a meal option. Like I enjoy potatoes, they’re even better with tasty stuff on top of them, it’s a solid if carb heavy meal choice

IT DOES!

I love me a martini, but you know sometimes I just want to crush a bunch of something light and just kind of buzz through the day which is what this is great for

To be fair, I did use to make fun of other people for crushing Bud Light’s so this is karma

I could see Ginger Snap’d actually working as a drier hard seltzer but I do like me some ginger

Also despite that, I could only do one bottle of the soda, and half of it with some dark rum

Like I get what they were going for and the I think for the most part they hit it but man I just cannot see buying a 12 pack of that…

OH GOD THIS IS WAY LOUDER THAN WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

Like for real, his hilariously (as hilarious as a situation with a lethal weapon can be) bad shooting form aside that must have been hell on his eardrums

Only in the shitty Z Grade Asylum style horror movie that will eventually result

Land, other Land, things that probably swam once

I would be real interested in like a Guy Fieri at home cook book, cause I have to imagine it’s not literally blocks of cheese all the time

Man to be fair it seems like Foreign Version of American Chain Restaurant > American Version of American Chain Restaurant is just a thing 

It took me a while to enjoy it, but for a looooong time I was a hard scramble or nothing man.

I still want my over easy’s on something mind you, all that rich runny yolk and nothing to mop it up with is criminal

I’d play this Wolfenstein mod

Every foe she cuts down adds a cm to her bust size

For real, love these fucking things