Oh, wow. Demolition Man reference. Topical. I remember in that movie that Stallone’s character actively decided to learn to drive the car. I should hope more real people would follow that example.

I drove a 2014 Taurus Limited AWD for a year. I can confirm everything he said, except the power because the Limited has the 3.5 NA engine at 288HP. Still plenty powerful, but my eyeballs never melted. One word: automatically adjusting seats for easy entry and adaptive cruise control. “That was more than one word.”…

Did you even watch that scene? Luke had zero trouble parrying her attacks with a stick he effortlessly fucked out of the ground until she switched to a lightsaber, which could pass through his little stick without slowing down. He had no desire nor reason to hurt her. It wasn’t a duel. It was a clash of personality.…

That is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And yes, I’m not engaging this intellectually because that would be like trying to debate rules of engagement with a Voxyn. There, I made a reference to your precious, irrelevant extended universe. Oops, I mean Legends. Let old, terrible, dumb things die.

Sweet

Unreal. Nobody has to use Facebook and Facebook, a FREE service, can do whatever they wish with their service. It’s not at all surprising that some of the very stupidest people are being vocal about their dissatisfaction with this move of Facebook’s, but that makes it no less depressing.

The interesting thing to me about stories like this is that nobody seems to mind when people casually use euphemisms in order to manipulate someone. Sure, only airheads say ‘literally’ when they mean ‘figuratively’, but that’s so widely recognized that nobody would misunderstand.

Looks like a Charger (front) and a Challenger (rear). Nice lines.

That stick below the radio had better be for a manual transmission version of this truck. The only thing dumber than an automatic shifter in that spot is... is... no. I can’t think of anything dumber.

Cute story, fun article. Question: what is a “DVD”?

Cute. I assumed the pants were so high because they didn’t feel like doing the blaster wound from Chewbacca’s bowcaster and it was just easier to say, “Hey, Adam? Makeup has wrapped for the day. To the sky with those britches!”

Wait. I remember a Wii game that took place in a contemporary setting and the guy had a lightsaber. If they can make one with a console with a tenth the processing power of my phone, surely someone can glue something up that can cut cars and whales in half using what we have right now.

Plus shipping if you’re not a Prime member and you want it any time soon. Also, I don’t think you can turn those all the way off. Six inches of the blade is always just kinda... out. You’d lose at least one leg if you tried to hang that from your belt.

7.7/10 on IMDB

I assumed they were constantly accelerating and when the ships ran out of fuel, they stopped accelerating and fell behind.

You just described the pizza from Hearthside in St Paul. Now I’ve got to go there after work.

One WHO lost his job. I can easily guess why you dislike Cracked — it’s meant for people with a lot more behind the eyes.

I’m going to have George Harrison’s voice stuck in my head all day now.

This is obviously a joke, everyone. Nobody in the world would say something like that and mean it.

There are two types of idiot in this story: those who pay real money so they can more easily “pwn noobs” in some video game and those who care that those idiots are wasting money.