Oh, wow. Demolition Man reference. Topical. I remember in that movie that Stallone’s character actively decided to learn to drive the car. I should hope more real people would follow that example.

I drove a 2014 Taurus Limited AWD for a year. I can confirm everything he said, except the power because the Limited has the 3.5 NA engine at 288HP. Still plenty powerful, but my eyeballs never melted. One word: automatically adjusting seats for easy entry and adaptive cruise control. “That was more than one word.”…

Did you even watch that scene? Luke had zero trouble parrying her attacks with a stick he effortlessly fucked out of the ground until she switched to a lightsaber, which could pass through his little stick without slowing down. He had no desire nor reason to hurt her. It wasn’t a duel. It was a clash of personality.…

That is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And yes, I’m not engaging this intellectually because that would be like trying to debate rules of engagement with a Voxyn. There, I made a reference to your precious, irrelevant extended universe. Oops, I mean Legends. Let old, terrible, dumb things die.

The interesting thing to me about stories like this is that nobody seems to mind when people casually use euphemisms in order to manipulate someone. Sure, only airheads say ‘literally’ when they mean ‘figuratively’, but that’s so widely recognized that nobody would misunderstand.

Looks like a Charger (front) and a Challenger (rear). Nice lines.

That stick below the radio had better be for a manual transmission version of this truck. The only thing dumber than an automatic shifter in that spot is... is... no. I can’t think of anything dumber.

Cute story, fun article. Question: what is a “DVD”?

7.7/10 on IMDB

I assumed they were constantly accelerating and when the ships ran out of fuel, they stopped accelerating and fell behind.

You just described the pizza from Hearthside in St Paul. Now I’ve got to go there after work.

One WHO lost his job. I can easily guess why you dislike Cracked — it’s meant for people with a lot more behind the eyes.

I’m going to have George Harrison’s voice stuck in my head all day now.

This is obviously a joke, everyone. Nobody in the world would say something like that and mean it.

There are two types of idiot in this story: those who pay real money so they can more easily “pwn noobs” in some video game and those who care that those idiots are wasting money.

I occasionally go to Metacritic because it’s a convenient place to find multiple reviews written by sites I trust. Having followed PC Gamer, GameSpot, etc for years, I know how their opinions align with mine, and that is useful. It wouldn’t ever occur to me to read user reviews.

In my mind, I’ve already stolen the last line of this article, claimed it’s mine, said it to all my friends, and now rule the world. Love it!

I didn’t think of CR. I read dozens of reviews, test drove many cars, talked to mechanics, friends, and engineers. I examined depreciation numbers, total cost of ownership, and a dozen other factors. Then I bought a Taurus because the interior lighting can be set to any of a dozen different colors.

How in blazes do we have so much Zelda footage on YouTube if they only now added the ability to record 30 seconds of video? I searched for this literally earlier today and couldn’t figure out how to word it to get an answer.

Please tell me the system uses the entire vertical dimension if no border is selected. And also that the built in borders do. And that those pictured above are just a bizarre joke.