It wasn’t even a driving course, it was just flat out normal school, probably middle, but there was an educational video with car crashes and a dudes head straight up through the windshield with Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight playing in the background and I still think about that shit whenever I hear that song.

sure they do, champ

He’s playing 4D Chess but entered a Checkers tournament.

‘Any Place, Any Time, Any Rules’

Can that be considered a legally binding contract and Zuck attacks him back stage with a steel chair like its Monday night Raw?

OK hear me out, next hurricane we just let Florida and Texas go, they’ve have a good run, let nature take it back.

Under a bridge is too nice, let him live out of a Cybertruck

What about festering pile of waste stuffed in to a sausage casing that vaguely resembles a human shape?

It amuses me that they took comments from us on Kotaku because we were giving them shit about the new “stick to guides” mandate and since then there’s barely been any guides.

Yes and I miss it.

I so deeply want Paul to fuck around, try to get cute, and Tyson just snaps and absolutely fucks his shit up.

You lost them right there.

For an English 101 class I wrote a two page story where Pinocchio kept impaling people with his ever growing nose. Time to reprint that thing and get rich.

I don’t remember who had the idea, but it was a tv show where cops are forced to work a retail job and we can count how many times they reach for the gun they no longer have.

“I see that you were fired from your last job.”

Sink the rich.

Only boomers have time use all words

There’s a lot of “But why” going on in that gif but is that a half ass battering ram for a bumper?!