I played a bit of it and initially I liked it but it quickly went from cozy to me screaming “what do you want me to do”

It probably didn’t help that Gaming Websites had multiple articles “What does this mean?” “Is this the end of the xbox?” “What comes next?” So instead of a simple press statement they now had to go and put out fires they didn’t start.

You mean random weirdos on the internet were wrong when they said they were done making xboxs? Shocking.

Im just gonna blame the guy that posted scat in every Jez article.

Now, I don’t want to make sweeping generalizations but allow me a minute to make sweeping generalizations.

Only an absolute fucking idiot read “ Some MS games going multiplatform” and thought “THEY’RE GONNA STOP MAKING CONSOLES”

They ate a devil fruit.

Square: Stop calling this a Splatoon clone.
*game releases*
Square: Please call this a Splatoon clone.

Is Kevin Hart the free space on the Beef Bingo Board?

I would please like one order of Dead Rising set on a mega cruise ship.

There’s already Fox Nation. 

Time to rewrite the character

You should probably get out
Get out
Get out now
Get the fuck out
Why the fuck are you still here
You died.

You can play gacha games spending exactly 0 dollars. 

Elon Musk has entered the chat

I’d like to think that but Vince helped Jimmy Snuka get away with murder  and Vince is way richer now than he was then. I think best case scenario is him still rich as fuck just living out of the way somewhere.

“Why did people call it ‘Pokemon with guns’?” said the site that repeatedly calls it “Pokemon with guns”