“Did I try to use the lube from condoms for my dry lips? No! That’s stupid! So anyways I was rubbing conditioner on my lips and it didnt work for some reason”

In another 20 years I’d like him to revisit it but this time its the musical.

This is clearly a design failure from Valve, proper cooling could have prevented this tragedy, better lawyer up.

I’d also be pretty excited to get paid millions of dollars to be carried by every other actor in the movie.

I saw Scott’s growth as kind of a kick to the head for him. While the rest of the cast looked back, he got to look forward and see “Future me is a deadbeat that takes no responsibility for his actions.....wait.” Then seeing that actively decides to not turn in to that person. Future Scott was just a Scott that never…

People incapable of character growth hate character growth. 

>Keep buying games
>Eventually become to poor to pay your bills, lose power, lose internet, lose residence
>Can no longer buy games.

No matter what else happens, we no longer live in the worst timeline.

Plan B: Fire him anyway because you know the business will file for bankruptcy before the lawsuit would finish.

I assumed AV Club Staff was code for written by AI

I’m glad that real science is still being done in this day and age.

So do paperweights. 

I want to live in the timeline where they murdered the overwatch league to keep the HGC. The wrong esport died that day.

The real lesson is never let your guard down near a toddler. 

All it takes is a fast karate punch.

I think you mean 420 Beeeeelyon Dollars

NFT owners getting burned should not come as a surprise.

So a yellow liquid instead of a pile of shit?