That blue color is gorgeous on that car.

My oldest daughter is 13. The my visceral feelings at thought of a 60 y/o creep wanting to have sex with her last year is beyond even my prodigious command of the English language to express.

Fight to sink the entire ship instead of dropping an anchor. It’s what unions do best.

Well that Escaladed quickly

This sucks for them, don’t get me wrong, but hell of a fight to what? Get people to buy Buick Regals?

Why do you own a car instead of just rent when you need one if you drive so little?

I almost hope it was some kind of freak accident - because what kind of psychopath wakes up and decides to throw concrete blocks off a bridge into traffic?

i’m so paranoid i often look up when driving under an overpass, just because of that; not sure if i’d ever be able to do anything should something fall, but i’ll keep looking up

Manslaughter, unless you’d like the defense attorney to easily prove reasonable doubt.

I just hate the inconvenience of 1. having to carry cash, and 2. having to be ready to pull it out at any given moment because someone unnecessarily helps you

1st Gear: Why are rich people never satisfied with being rich enough?

If you can find someone who takes it, I guess. Is it that vendors who accept AMEX don’t advertise it, or am I just missing something? I can’t name one store that I’m certain would take AMEX.

Camera. Be it on your phone or otherwise. Let’s be real, saying you should ‘be in the moment, stop taking pictures!’ is nice and all but I want to remember more of the details. 5 years after a trip those more intricate memories are gone.

All that work, you’ll never have time to drive it.

Of course, this is overlooking the lefthanded Amish accordion player incentive.

All that work and you’re still just driving an Encore.

Here is a star for showing your work so that I could be lazy and zoom for the hoped for comment!

I would be extremely curious to see how even with all of those “stacked” incentives, how they can actually get to that $38/month on what is probably a $24k-$25k car.

The grille pattern all but confirms it:

Seriously?!?!  All that build-up for a Wrangler with a nearly useless bed?  I guess I half expected them to update the styling to distinguish it from the Wrangler some.